some things bother me...some things are awesome. i also watch way too many movies and tv shows.
i just got into an argument with a man in line at walmart (because apparently that is my life now…) he left his cart to go get something in line long enough that there was a giant space between him and the woman in front of him. i waited a few minutes then just went in front of his cart. then he finally came back and started getting pissy with me. so i told him if he was going to be an asshole about it he could have his spot back but how was i supposed to know how long he was going to be or where he went? then he told me to “watch my fucking language.” i, of course, had to point out the irony of him swearing at me while telling ME to watch MY language. he then shut the hell up. but of course he took his spot back because…rude.
|Dale:||Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.|
|Dr. Doback:||We literally have never done any of those things.|
i watched none of these. i am a failure at life.
the way way back
the to do list
girl most likely
the world’s end
the kings of summer
the bling ring